Tuesday, December 18, 2007

School friends and a new circle

So as a social butterfly, I felt my life was becoming dormant. I have lots of friend, work friends, friends from college, and other places in my world but no one bonds a group of ppl like the combination of booze, food, and the SST=SSE+SSR. So, as I booze it up next semester with new friends in a new class I am really greatful for the friends I made this semester.

Ok no more sap back to bitterness

Friday, December 14, 2007

Stories about mistakes done by men..... Pt1

Well here we go post number 2 and I want to go on and on about a topic that I know way way way too much about. Dating. I am straigt for those of you that dont know me. For those of you who do... duh.

There are a million and one dating sites for people on what to do. If you are a looking for that, go to one of them. I am going to handle dating in a very talmudic fashion. What does that mean you ask? It goes like this the talmud gives people the opportunity to interpert a story and take from it the meaning as they so choose. No, the bible has no basis for the stories I will share, but they are based on stories my friends have shared with me. If you told me a story and I repeated it here and you dont like it I would appologize. But I wont arrogance takes over.

The first story is from my friend for the sake of annonmity lets call her Brie. So Brie goes on date after date. She is really a stunning girl. Super confident, very pretty, just a little lets say she doesnt take shit from no one. She has one flaw but she is well aware of it and thrives on it. So Brie goes on blind date after blind date because her friends and family love to make her miserable by setting her up with dudes that are dull as dirt. So she goes on a date with this guy, I believe a family set up. They go to a bar. She (as usual) has a soda, she is not a big drinker. He has scotch. After the first round, he says "why dont you have a glass of wine?" She responds no thanks, soda is fine. The date continues he with his Scotch, her with a soda. After the Third drink he says "are you sure you dont want a drink?" now it is important to note that all this time they are talking and he is making fun of her for not drinking, to which she responds, "why do you think if I drink more you will look better" THAT my friends is what we call snarkey. Never-the-less, the date was not going well, so they were both going to the OSF-UWS, a neighborhood in NYC. Thy shared a cab, he lived on say 65th street, she on the otherhand lived at say 95th street. When he got out of the cab, he asked her if she wanted to come upstaris for a drink. (Remember she hadn't been drinking all night he had) To which she responded "do you really think I am gonna sleep with you after you made fun of me all night for not drining?" Then he THREW that is right THREW 20 dollars her for the cab ride back to her place had a hissy fit and went home. YIKES!

What did he do wrong? Post me comments!!

Later
TGELKIA